I need someone in my life.
Simply to appreciate how fucking cute I am in my pj’s.
Why can’t I look this good all the time?
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I like volunteering/service; vegan food; coffee; tea; running; world religions; chocolate; carrot cake; reading; leading the hermit life; fooling people into believing I'm an extrovert; playing guitar; long drives; summertime in North West Georgia.
Simply to appreciate how fucking cute I am in my pj’s.
Why can’t I look this good all the time?
Trapped wat walmart due to shitty driver’s and an asshole cop. #milledgeville (Taken with instagram)
Oh, because I often wonder who gets to define what being a ‘lady’ is. And what being a ‘gentleman’ is for that matter.
I understand the concept of being a basic human being but these gender labels… yeah, I’m not getting it.
(Source: scullandoars)
2:30 AM
still haven’t started with my homework.
But my sleepy alter-ego is already starting to make deals with me.
She’s all, “Ok ok. You can do your homework. You can even turn it in on time. But first, just sleep until fi- six… thirty. Seven. Sleep until seven. (Thirty) and then get up, take a nice hot shower, drink tea, do your homework. It’ll be the best morning you’ve had in weeks. JUST GO TO BED NOW.”
And that’s all well and good. My sleepy alter-ego always makes these greats deals.
Until my alarm goes off. She’s a wiz at rationalization. “What time is it? Seven o’fucking clock?! What the hell? That’s ridiculous. This is America. We don’t wake up at seven. Snooze that shit.”
“7:09? Are you fucking with me? You can’t just snooze for nine minutes. It’s an odd number. It’s unlucky. Rest your eyes for another minute to even it up.”
“Oh shit! You didn’t reset your alarm! What time is it?! Oh, 8:47. Class isn’t until 9:00. Sleep, my child.”
9:15 rolls around, “getupgetupgetupgetupgetupgetupgetup. why didn’t you wake up, dipshit? Oh well, you’re already fifteen minutes late. Fuck class. Go to bed.”
Another victory for Sleepy Alter-Ego.
what the actual fuck…..
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Hamburg…
What did I just watch…
Oh god.
THESE THINGS.
Literally my face while realising that was happening 30 seconds in, and the entire rest of the video
zombie survival food
this is both disgusting and fascinating.
(Source: gxldslvgs)
Why do I do these things to myself?